Mahiki – the Hawaiian-inspired nightclub frequented by the aristocracy (Harry, William, the Middlebums) and the meritocracy (Kate Moss and hens) – opens the No-Tell Motel today, a kitsch Vegas-style private room for up to 25 people complete with double bed, kitchen, lounge and Lucky Voice karaoke area and a selection of comedy props and fancy dress outfits for communal use. Cocktails (including Mahiki Coconut, the club’s new rum liqueur famously favoured by Moss on her recent hen night) and food are served directly in the room by Mahiki’s notably efficient staff. The venue can be hired in specific time slots (5.30-9.30pm, 9.30pm-3am); potential clients wishing to ‘check in’ are invited to preview the apartment before the management will confirm their booking. Prepare for a blockbuster of a hangover. (Tiger, baby and piano not included.)
For info, see Mahiki listing.