It’s Valentine’s Day – and between you and me, is there any better time to be single? On the one hand, you’re at a safe remove from the maelstrom of date-organising and rose-hunting; on the other, with love in the air, isn’t everyone that bit more receptive to a cheeky amorous advance?
But if you want to utterly ruin any chance of pulling, here are a few choice chat-up lines you might want to deploy – just keep a clean shirt with you for when you get a drink in your face…
“Hey, want my copy of Time Out? I don’t need it, ‘cos right now, the only thing I wanna do in London is you.”
“Did you forget to pay the Congestion Charge? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.”
“Babe, I hope you’ve got The Knowledge. Because you’re driving me wild.”
“Sugar, I’m like the Waterloo & City line. I don’t stop until you’re ready to get off.”
And if those don’t work:
“Did I see you in Islington the other day? Because you look like an Angel.”
“Wow, is this a licensed tobacconists? Because they’re the only places you’re allowed to be smokin’ inside.”
“Excuse me, have you got an A-Z on you? Because I’m gettin’ lost in your eyes.”
“Someone as fit as you… you’re a little early for the Olympics, don’t you think?”
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