If you haven’t already had your fill of chocolate in the run up to Easter (we are feeling sick already), Dr Matthew Green will take you on Unreal City’s luxuriant tour of London’s historic chocolate and coffeehouses this Saturday (April 7). Accompanied by a troupe of musicians and actors, the tour snakes through the City’s labyrinth of streets, alleys and church yards. Expect 17th Century tales of sex, scandal and dolphin dissection, as well lethal duels over Latin grammar all artfully conveyed by the libertines, hacks, hawkers, gamblers and whores who frequented chocolate and coffeehouses. What’s more Unreal Audio have chocolate from Paul A. Young which they’ll melt down and brew in the 18th Century fashion alongside a glass of champagne. Didi Mae Hand
Tickets are selling out fast so get yours quick at unrealcityaudio.co.uk.