Pants! What a great Olympic package

What’s that furry thing on my lip? No I haven’t grown a moustache. It appears to be my brow, seriously lowered. Yes, I am posting silly pictures of schlongs. And I don’t care who knows it. We all need a break from all the serious sporting stuff for a moment, and during the Games it seems a load of old balls have caught our eye. But this is not just idle wang gazing, we can all learn something here: red shorts are a no no if you want to keep any modesty, and choose your flag positioning wisely – something to remember on National Underwear Day this Sunday. We wouldn’t want people to get confused about what they are watching (ie. Olympics or gay porn) or be distracted from the reason we are all here, sporting glory. Naturally.

And just incase you thought we were being sexist and just objectifying men, here’s a women’s water polo wardrobe malfunction to even it out.

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Tags: funny photos, london 2012, Olympics & Paralympics, rude, water polo