Tube mice on the loose in Farringdon Station

Posted at 8:30 am, August 29, 2012 in Fun London, Transport
Attacking tube mice

People with musophobia should look away now and do your best to avoid Farringdon Station altogether as violent tube mice have been attacking people in the local area. They might look harmless enough, but a few sharp little nips on the achilles tendon and you could be out of action for weeks (yes, this idea also makes us squirm). Worse still, imagine if this new agressive rodent was a carrier of a modern day plague?! OK, let’s not carried away. We hope this scaremongering kickstarts a new fashion statement of trouser tucking, legwarmer wearing and plus fours. After all, no one wants to take home an unwelcome hitchhiker in their jeans, do they? Sonya Barber

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