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The Great British Penis-Shaped Bake Off

Posted at 12:00 pm, October 16, 2012 in Fun London, TV

Tonight sees one of this year’s most talked-about television shows come to an end. Yes, it’s The Great British Bake Off final and, quite frankly, we’re pretty upset about it. No more choux pastry swans, gingerbread bird houses or Mary Berry rocking her floral bomberjackets – what on earth will we do? Bake a penis cake. The perfect antidote to any BBC bake-off-related depression is The Great Penis-Shaped Bake Off. It’s what we’ve all been waiting for: a bit of home baking mixed with pure filth. Cupcakes, schmupcakes – in this competition it’s all about cock cakes (or female genitalia-shaped, if you so wish). This evening, the George and Dragon pub in Shoreditch will be hosting The Great Penis-Shaped Bake Off, the most acclaimed contest in the baking business, after a live screening of the GBBO final. If you think you can rise to the challenge, take your phallic pastries, spunky sponges and your boner-fide biscuits down from 8pm onwards and your crude creation could win you a prize. If you’re thinking this sounds like a really hard task, are worried you’ll cock it up, or are afraid you’ll make a cock‘s ear of it (ok, I may have just made that one up), fret not, all efforts are welcome, big or small. Size doesn’t matter, you know. Liz  Darke

For info, see charlieporter.net; for GBBO info, see timeout.com/tv.

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