26 things we learnt from the ‘Twilight’ Saga

Posted at 8:30 am, November 16, 2012 in Fun London

Love it or hate it, Twilight fever will be sweeping the nation as the final instalment hits cinemas today (Nov 16). The book and film sensation that propelled Stephanie Meyer to the bestsellers list time and time again, shot Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson into the public eye and made everyone vampire crazy is drawing to it’s much anticipated (and much needed) conclusion. Though many of us exclaim our disdain for the series, it’s obvious that it has had a massive impact on our lives and culture, so we’ve come up with a list of the life lessons we’ve learned from the ‘Twilight Saga’… Carly-Ann Clements

1. That reading a book just because everyone else has is totally acceptable:

Girl reading Twilight

2. And that goes for movies too:

© kamishajohnson

3. That when a boy seems repulsed by you, he’s blatantly in love with you:

4. Because, you know, there are many ways to interpret things:

5. We also now know that cupping apples is really sexy:

Twilight apple scene

6. So is breaking the bed:

Edward and Bella gif

7. As is wearing Robert Pattinson underwear:

Robert Pattinson panties

or maybe not…

Robert Pattinson panties

8. We’ve learnt that vampires sparkle:

9. But that not everything that sparkles is pretty:

10. We now know what imprinting is and that age doesn’t matter as long as you’re patient:

Jacob and Renesmee

11. Making it perfectly reasonable to have a crush on the 16-year-old Taylor Lautner:

Jacob Black

Because you knew he would grow up and get his abs out all the time:

Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 1 Jacob Black

12. Although, running topless in the rain won’t always get you the girl:

Jacob Black GIF

13. It has been confirmed that vampires do age:

Young Edward Cullen Old Edward Cullen

14. And sometimes change their looks entirely:

Kelly Lefevreas Victoria Bryce Dallas Howard as Victoria

15. And that a werewolf:

Michael Sheen in 'Underworld: Rise of the Lycans'

Can become the leader of the vampires:

Michael Sheen as Aro Volturi

16. We learned that fantasising about your favourite character can make you millions upon millions of pounds:

Fan Fiction '50 Shades of Grey' Twilight porn

17. And that if you need something more life like, you should buy a pillow:

Twilight body pillows

18. Or dress up like Bella and Edward for your engagement photos:

Engagement photos

19. And if your lawfully-wedded-partner to be says “yes” to a ‘Twilight’ wedding cake, they’re a keeper:

'Twilight' wedding cake

20. If forever’s too long, you can always cover your Edward Cullen tattoo with Rufio from ‘Hook’:

Edward Cullen tattoo

21. Or, you know, you can jump off a cliff because your boyfriend breaks up with you…:

Bella jumping off a cliff

Or maybe not… no we mean it, seriously don’t.

22. But if you do end up with the one you love, your child should have all your parents’ names:

Renesmee

23. And talking of ‘awesome’ combinations, ‘Twilight’ meets ‘Mean Girls’ = genius:

'Twilight' meets 'Mean Girls'

24. And, you know, it’s okay to hate it if you want to:

'Twilight' toilet paper

Because the actors hate it more than anyone:

Robert Pattinson hates 'Twilight' Robert Pattinson hates 'Twilight'

25. But it’s okay to love it too because you’re providing a service:

© geeksaresexy.net

26. But just don’t lend it to your mum:

Mum loves 'Twilight'

If you want to know more about the ‘Twilight Saga’ then see our ‘Twilight’ A-Z and if the movie just isn’t enough, then head to the Twilight pop-up store in Harrods.

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