Quotes out of context meet pictures off the internet.
‘Never have your picture taken for anything. You’ll just be used to sell drugs.’
‘That was the first and last time I used the word “dubstep” in the work environment.’
‘Squirrels are just twattish tree rats.’
‘Male dogs have nipples?’
‘You’ve been engaged twice, so you obviously have some lovable characteristics.’
‘Where does the word “scouse” come from? Is it Swedish?’
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