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#wordonthestreet: what you’ve overheard in London this week

Posted at 5:30 pm, February 1, 2013 in Fun London

Another week, another fistful of slightly unsettling out-of-context overheard bon mots. Enjoy!

Party.

‘Nothing beats taking your 16-year-old cousin to a gay wedding after-party’

Photo credit: Pedro Ribeiro Simões

‘Don’t be an old lady about it. Just put it between your legs.’

Magician. Photo credit: Hans Splinter.

‘It’s no secret. I’ve never liked magicians.’

 Lonely Island.

‘A 15-year-old is on the borderline. That’s TOTALLY fine.’

Curry. Photo credit: Jeremy Keith.

‘Babe, why have you got curry in your hair?’

Pound coins. Photo: Images Money.

‘Are pound coins made of real gold?’

Not the real Jesus. Photo: Joe Goldberg.

‘No, I’m pretty sure he wasn’t the real Jesus.’

Kanye West shaking his head.

‘No man should have VPL.’

 Sweaty man. (Photo: Joe Goldberg.)

‘He was so sweaty, his cock left an outline on the stool.’

Heard something funny out and about this week? Tweet @timeoutlondon with #wordonthestreet.

Or enjoy our previous instalment of #wordonthestreet.

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