Another week, another fistful of slightly unsettling out-of-context overheard bon mots. Enjoy!
‘Nothing beats taking your 16-year-old cousin to a gay wedding after-party’
‘Don’t be an old lady about it. Just put it between your legs.’
‘It’s no secret. I’ve never liked magicians.’
‘A 15-year-old is on the borderline. That’s TOTALLY fine.’
‘Babe, why have you got curry in your hair?’
‘Are pound coins made of real gold?’
‘No, I’m pretty sure he wasn’t the real Jesus.’
‘No man should have VPL.’
‘He was so sweaty, his cock left an outline on the stool.’
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