Another week, another fine selection of overheard nonsense from the streets of London. Enjoy!
‘Women are like fairground rides. They’re all fucking mental.’
‘I don’t like saxophones. They sound like a wet trumpet.’
‘He has a reinder skin teepee. The guy’s a kit monster.’
‘I absolutely did NOT threaten to punch him. I threatened to stick popcorn up his arse.’
‘Fuck your broken arm. I still go out and I’ve got physical AND mental health problems.’
‘Wait… “Poland” as in where the Poles are from?’
‘Me? Take drugs? I can’t even handle chickpeas.’
‘You know: it was that place behind Topshop. Where you ordered a chicken burger and it had a snake in it.’
‘MS: is that the sleepy disease or the Michael J Fox one?’
‘Christines always turn out much nicer than you imagine they will.’
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