A week doesn’t go by without someone overhearing something ridiculous in London and we’ve picked our favourites. Enjoy!
‘Daddy, did Paul McCartney really let a baby drive his car?’
‘In life, as in all things, you should look for the hidden Dalek.’
‘I told him: “This hat is worth more than you earn”. Then I kicked him in the dick.’
‘Jesus totally invented the beard.’
‘I’ve got myself a new rod and I’m off cock fishing.’
‘They had a cat that would sit in the middle of the table and lick her own arsehole out. You could hear the suction.’
‘Stop questioning me! What is this? The Spanish Armada?’
‘The toilet seat was covered in pubic hair. I mean covered.’
‘If you Wikipedia cheese, it’s not actually very good.’
‘I didn’t know what the word “caveat” meant until I started working for a local authority.’
‘Afterwards I feel a little lonely, even though he’s still there.’
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