Ah, summer: that time of year when the mind turns to romance. And what more touching way to signal your attraction to someone than by remembering the number written on the sticker they’re wearing, writing them a note, and having it read out on stage whilst a paunchy man in a glittery onesie gyrates with a woman in a horse mask? Well, lots of ways, actually. But the ‘tickle my tanlines’ edition of Slagbox is all about free cocktails for the writer of the best romantic note. Well, that and a surreal, fancy dress-heavy stage show and a dancefloor that descends into a massive snogathon by the end of the evening. See? Told you it was romantic.