There’s not a day that goes by that we don’t want to celebrate Madonna, to be honest; the woman ought to be in charge of the world. Or at least in charge of the world’s party playlists. We have an excuse today, for it is her 54th birthday (I know! She doesn’t look a day over 52), and Jerusalem are throwing her a party. She probably won’t be there, but you won’t notice as soon as you’re distracted by the screening of the recording of the ‘Virgin Tour’, or the Material Girl quiz.