Next Monday, the air of Spitalfields will be heady with spritzes of hairspray and the aroma of glossy serums. No, it’s not the East London launch of the latest Kardashian fragrance, but the annual Paw Pageant – a hilarious fashion parade of doggy style – modelled by dogs, for dogs. Anyone can attend, but to model in the show, you need to look good. Really good. If your ears are matted and your snout needs a wipe, fear not – we have enlisted yorkie cross George and his less hirsute owner Sara White to test the capital’s best pooch pamperers. You can read the verdicts here, but let’s be honest, what you really want is a kennel load of pics of George, covered in blueberry face cream. We are, as ever, your humble servants.