Let’s say you’re a Metropolitan Police officer. After a long day supervising the Notting Hill Carnival, the levels of reggae in your bloodstream have become dangerously high. The urge to get down has become irresistible. Here’s what you need to do…
1. MAKE A PLAN
“Lads, I’ve got an idea.”
2. WORK THE HIPS
3. DROP IT LIKE IT’S COP
4. CALL FOR BACKUP: IT’S A DISCO EMERGENCY
3. NOW ONE MORE
4. ASSUME THE TACTICAL FORMATION
5. ROW IT OUT!
6. CELEBRATE YOUR AWESOMENESS!
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