Photo of the day: a chocolate santa cock-up

Posted at 6:15 pm, December 20, 2013 in Fun London
chocolate santa

Moral panic is spreading through the city like wildfire as parents nervously check their children’s chocolate Santas for fear they should end up looking this this phallic monstrosity. Meanwhile, we are scouring every pound shop in land to try and pick up a bumper pack for our secret santa presents. If you see any, let us know.

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