Ok so we don’t know what will happen in the future but we can give it a good guess. Here’s a few of our ideas:
#1 PEST-CONTROL RESTAURANTS
Since Mexican chain Wahaca has already served up grasshoppers, and London is rife with bugs, we predict a new service: restaurants which will clear your flat of creepy crawlies.
#2 PET NIGHTCLUBS
Cat cafés prove to be just the tip of the iceberg. Combined with the rise in clubs trying to find new demographics (see fitness raves and lunchtime discos), clubs begin catering for people’s pets. Cue: ‘Who Let the Dogs Out?’ on the decks.
#3 LAGER SPEAKEASIES
Soon, every beer in London will be an artisan craft brew flavoured with hyper-local hops. Industrially produced lager will be a thing of the past. Which makes it like totally retro. Expect modish Londoners drinking in Carling speakeasies.
#4 BUILDING LEFTOVERS
When we run out of ways to recycle leftovers, we start using food waste as building material. Fortunately, this proves to be an architectural masterstroke as we find nigh-on indestructible bricks: out-of-date cornershop flapjacks.