What’s this? The most tragic notice to ever sadden a newsagent’s window? The plot of a particularly urban episode of ‘The Littlest Hobo’? Or simply a shaggy dog story? We’re assuming it’s the final option. Which means that this Walworth Road shop’s tale of a bullet-ridden dog is an attempt to stop punters and lure them in by generating outrage at broken Britain. Bit weird. What’s fury at the state of society gonna do? Help him shift copies of The Daily Mai…? Oh. Yeah, makes sense, actually.
For more of London’s less good bits, see shitlondon.co.uk.