We love London. Even its cruddy bits. Praying? Boring. Kids today want a different way to commune with the Almighty. By saying things like ‘sup G-zus, wagwan? Jst wanted to say OMG, totes <3 ur walking on H20! So LOL! Ur my fave, s8an is such a tool.’ It’s heartening, therefore, that London’s churches, like this one in sunny Catford, are up to speed with what youngsters really want out of the contemporary religious experience: the chance to meet the creator and text him cat gifs. Hallelu-LOL.
For more of London’s less good bits, see shitlondon.co.uk.