Job of the day: Goose scarer

Posted at 2:30 pm, April 10, 2014 in Fun London
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Fancy swapping ‘Angry Birds’ for Getting Angry at Birds?
Are you animated by a deep-seated hatred of Canadian geese?
Does the idea of chasing them around, letting off a piercing klaxon and sending them flapping back to Canada fill you with a certain sense of satisfaction?

Then Roehampton University has just the job for you:Goose scarer job

It’s good to see that FULL TRAINING is provided, although whichever way you cut it, you are literally being sent on a wild goose chase. It promises a decent workout though, and don’t worry: there’s no recorded case of angry geese remembering someone’s face and, weeks or months later, divebombing their antagonist when they least suspect it. That’s not to say it’s never happened, mind.

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