Yes you’re back to work, having a post Eurovision comedown and you’ve got the Monday blues, but it’s only two weeks until the next Bank Holiday! Wahey! For now, make the most of the week with our guide to all the best bits happening this Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday.
Grab some painkillers, This May Hurt a Bit is on at St James Theatre, Victoria (no humans are harmed during this performance).
Sniff out your own scent at Selfridges’ new Fragrance Lab.
Comedy: Adrienne Truscott’s Asking For It: A One-Lady Rape About Comedy Starring Her Pussy and Little Else!, Soho Theatre, Marcus Brigstocke – Je M’Accuse – I Am Marcus, Soho Theatre, Andrew Maxwell’s London Loves, Peckham Liberal Club and more.
Catch the epic original 1954 ‘Godzilla‘ at Greenwich Picturehouse.
You need no force to get you down to this Star Wars Night – Episode One: Revenge of the Pith, Bethnal Green Working Men’s Club.
Dress up and head over to Royal Ballet: Serenade/Sweet Violets/DGV: Danse a Grande Vitesse, Royal Opera House.
Watch Nick Payne’s new play ‘Incognito‘ at Bush Theatre.
Chuckle at some big name comedians and raise money for charity at Comedy for Depression, Union Chapel. Win-win!
Attempt to knit a plane (yes really), and enjoy live music and cabaret singing at Museums at Night 2014: Public Service Broadcasting, Royal Air Force Museum.
Watch some creative choreography at The Measures Taken, Linbury Studio Theatre, Royal Opera House.
Get some fresh air and a dose of Arthur Miller at All My Sons, Regent’s Park Open Air Theatre.
Nipple tassels at the ready for the start of the London Burlesque Festival, Conway Hall, Holborn.
Or why not…
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