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The Dolphin Pub has proposed a new east London anthem (for people who love to hate it)

Posted at 6:30 pm, May 21, 2014 in Fun London

Go East
So The Dolphin have created their dream east London anthem, and perhaps predictably, it’s the Pet Shop Boys’ ‘Go West’, except, y’know, ‘Go East.’ All we need now is someone to perform and record it – I’ve no doubt they’d get at least 37 YouTube views. And probably more!

Now just cue up the instrumental version and get ready to sing along…

Together,
We will go our way.
Together,
We’ll never leave; no way.
Together,
In shit vintage Ray Bans.
Together,
We’ll buy organic brands.

Together,
We will ride our bikes.
Together,
We’ll wear jeans so tight.
Together,
We’ll start life anew.
Together,
That’s what the fuck we’ll do.

Go East!
Life is awesome there.
Go East!
The men have facial hair.
Go East!
Where the brogues are blue.
Go East!
And bring So Solid Crew.

Together,
We will wear shit hats.
Together,
We will all own cats.
Together,
Change our pace of life.
Together,
We’ll eat quinoa, not rice.

 Go East!
Life is mental there.
Go East!
No need for underwear.

Go East!
Baby, you and me.
Go East!
We’ll eat some halloumi.

Go East!
Get wankered all the time.
Go East!
There is lots of wine.

Go East!
Bring a barbeque.
Go East!
We’ll wear shit jumpers too.

Poetry. Probably. Submissions for north, south and west London all welcome.

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