A mystery plane was seen flying around and around south London last Wednesday. With no call-sign, the anonymous aircraft spent several hours following quite the bonkers flypath over Lewisham, prompting SPECULATION, as this is not the first time such activity has been observed over London’s skies.
Ominously, when asked about the plane, Boris Johnson would only comment: ‘For operational security reasons, it is not appropriate for MOPAC (Mayor’s Office for Policing And Crime) to respond.’
It’s all fertile ground for conspiracy theorists across the city. A couple of clues:
ONE: According to Londonist, a subsequent mystery flight (this time over Romford) had the call-sign G-UMMI.
G-UMMI? As in…
Coincidence? I think not.
TWO: Just look at that flight path.
What don’t they want us to know? We’ll keep asking the tough questions until we get to the truth. The gummi, gummi truth.