Your Monday is about to get a lot better. As everyone gears up for Christmas, our inboxes are more stuffed than a turkey with emails about restaurants’ special festive menus. But this one caught our hungry eye. MeatLiquor is launching its XXXmas menu today and it looks damn tasty. There’s an XXXmas burger, (a sausage and stuffing patty with roasted turkey, bacon, cranberry sauce and gravy – pic above), the XXXmas Dog (a sausage with added turkey slices, cranberry coulis and sprinkled with stuffing – pic below) and Xmac & Cheese (deep-fried macaroni fused together with camembert and stilton, served with cranberry and port sauce), oh and some new cocktails to warm your cockles. Sweet lord. If the sound of all that hasn’t given you a coronary, we recommend you head to one of the branches TODAY as they’re doing 50 PERCENT OFF ALL FESTIVE FOOD AND BOOZE at all branches. If you need us, we’ll be passed out in a turkey coma in the corner.