Happy New Year! It’s cold. You’re on a packed train. The only thing keeping you going is gazing wistfully out of the windo… wait! What the hell is that? A while back, some rogue graffitos briefly jizzed… sorry, jazzed up this stretch of railway line in Wimbledon (it was swiftly painted over), perhaps inspired by the bit in ‘The Inbetweeners’ where they lean out of a car and yell ‘bus wankers’. Either that, or it’s a very odd job ad indeed.