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Wank bank: Holloway Road sex shop offers pounds for porn

Posted at 5:30 pm, April 21, 2015 in News

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Back before the internet came along and thrust its erect nipples in our faces, pornography was far harder to come by. You had to casually slap a jazz mag onto the counter along with your Sunday Telegraph and pray your newsagent didn’t say anything, or walk into an actual bloody cinema and hope nobody spunked all over your Converse before you’d even got to your seat. But, with the arrival of a new online service offering to pay good hard cash for your mags, tapes and other assorted filth, it seems non-digital porn could be back in demand.

Set up by the owner of Holloway Road sex shop Ram Books, webuyanyporn.com offers to collect anything from a couple of old thumbed-through copies of Razzle to a jizz-stained super-stash. All you have to do is give them a call, let them know how big your load is, and they’ll do the rest, leaving you with a nice wad of cash to spunk on something nice.

Somewhat tragically, it seems the majority of the site’s business so far is coming from relatives of recently deceased masturbators, with local families getting in touch to off-load boxfuls of bongo left behind by dead dads and uncles.

‘It was started to collect more stock but now I’m getting lots of calls from people with old porn that they don’t know how to get rid of’, owner Dave told the Islington Gazette. ‘Everybody I’ve purchased books and magazines off goes away very happy. Some of the magazines are very collectable.’

Think about that the next time you’re clearing your browser history.

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By David Clack

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