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In the pubic interest: Muff March protest against ‘designer vaginas’

Posted at 12:22 pm, December 9, 2011 in News

Muff March © www.themuffia.co.ukChristmas shoppers in Marylebone are in for a shock/treat (delete as applicable) tomorrow morning as the Muff March threatens to bring the area to a standstill. Inspired by The Muffia, a group of performance artists that campaign against ‘designer vaginas’, marchers will be donning hirsute merkins (that’s a pubic wig, incase you’ve never come across a merkin before) and marching down Harley Street in a bid to arouse public interest.

The protestors have united around a Facebook page that argues against the pornification of society, hoping to ‘speak out against a porn culture that is driving more and more women to the surgeon’s table to get a “designer vagina”.’ The site claims that the Harley Medical Group received 5,000 inquiries about cosmetic gynaecology in 2010, ’65 percent of them for labial reduction, the rest for tightening and reshaping’, with a 70 percent increase in the labiaplasty operations during 2007-2008.

The organisers say that the protestors will be ‘speaking out against surgeons profiting from body hatred, and raising awareness about the growing pressures on women to seek labiaplasty’, emphasising concern that the operation seems to increase over the Christmas period.

So, if you’re tired of having your labia labelled, or if you believe that ‘a labia is for life, not just for Christmas’, tease some mirth into your merkin and meet the marchers on Marylebone Green at 11.30am, December 10. They’re promising a ‘synchronised muff dance’, whatever that may be, so it’s really not an event to be missed.

Click here for a Muff March map, and here for the Muff March Facebook page. The hashtag, for Muff Marching tweeters, in #muffmarch.

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