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Miss Piggy’s guide to looking glam

Posted at 12:30 pm, February 6, 2012 in Shopping & Style

The fabulous Miss Piggy gives us her personal porcine cosmetic tips as she launches her own make-up collection with MAC.

Do you wear a lot of make-up?
‘That depends on what you define as ‘a lot’. Do I use whatever make-up is necessary to enhance my natural beauty? Yes! Am I generous with the amount of cosmetics it takes to achieve the maximum pulchritude? Yes! Do I sometimes apply make-up with a trowel? Yeah, so what? Do I consider it ‘a lot’? No way, sister.’

What kind of woman will wear your collection?
Any woman with a sublime sense of style, a desire to look, feel and be her very best self, and exquisite taste in celebrity spokesmodels. Remember if you wear moi’s cosmetics collection, you are one with moi. So if anyone gives you a hard time, let me know and I’ll take care of it.’

Do you retain the services of a make-up artist, or do you do your own?
‘Do you do your own?’ Moi is a diva. Divas do not ‘do our own’. We believe that anything worth doing is worth having someone else do it for you.’

Is it hard for you to find foundations to match your complexion?
‘Not at all! Moi’s complexion is complex (which I guess is why they call it a ‘complex-ion’). But since the cosmetics I use are inspired by moi… Well let’s just  say that they had better match my completion, or heads are gonna roll.’

Does Kermit prefer you dolled up or au naturel?
‘The frog loves moi dolled up, au naturel and anywhere in between. Let’s be honest, I’m irresistible anyway you look at me. Personally, I prefer to be dolled up. Who doesn’t?’

Will you be making any appearances at London Fashion Week?
‘Am I? Oh what a lovely question! I’d love to. Are you inviting moi? Where are you putting me up?’

Miss Piggy for MAC Cosmetics is available exclusively online at http://www.maccosmetics.co.uk/

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