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#wordonthestreet: what you’ve overheard in London this week

Posted at 4:15 pm, February 17, 2013 in Fun London

Another week, another fine selection of overheard nonsense from the streets of London. Enjoy!

‘Women are like fairground rides. They’re all fucking mental.’

‘I don’t like saxophones. They sound like a wet trumpet.’

‘He has a reinder skin teepee. The guy’s a kit monster.’

‘I absolutely did NOT threaten to punch him. I threatened to stick popcorn up his arse.’

‘Fuck your broken arm. I still go out and I’ve got physical AND mental health problems.’

‘Wait… “Poland” as in where the Poles are from?’

‘Me? Take drugs? I can’t even handle chickpeas.’

‘You know: it was that place behind Topshop. Where you ordered a chicken burger and it had a snake in it.’

‘MS: is that the sleepy disease or the Michael J Fox one?’

‘Christines always turn out much nicer than you imagine they will.’

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