Another week, another fistful of slightly unsettling out-of-context overheard bon mots. Enjoy!
‘Stigmata? That’s something to do with bees, innit?’
‘Bollocks did you not know I liked coke and partying! You KNEW I worked in fashion!’
‘You won’t catch me signing up for a cheaper energy tariff. I want the best electricity there is.’
‘Angels are NOT the same thing as shadows. I can fuck your head with this shit.’
‘Declared my love for her. Yeah, told her I’d wet shave her.’
‘Babe, I’ll be in McDonald’s havin’ a poo, yeah?’
‘Hold on. I need to think about this in relation to my personal fitness regime.’
‘There are onesies in M&S. Society has finally crumbled.’
‘All the best people wear socks on their arms.’
‘Let’s do it like they do on the History Channel.’
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